Don’t read this article if you are a soccer fan:
Singing and conga drums are also important elements of soccer. The stands of a World Cup match are like a nightclub, but there is more nudity and drinking. Out on the field, players are fond of removing their shirts after scoring. This might be the best part of soccer. In real life, most people undress, then score. In soccer, it is the other way around.
When the game is over, the team that loses often riots. So does the team that wins. You can usually tell when a game is over — when guys in funny helmets start yelling for the tear gas and the gauze.
via A World Cup primer for soccer newbies – latimes.com.