Maybe Iraq WAS pursuing yellow-cake in Niger (even though Joe Wilson LIED about it) and maybe Saddam did, in fact, intend to re-build his NUCLEAR WMD program…
But don’t believe me… believe the Associated Press
Bush took threats seriously… demanded dictators live up to even the most fundamental principles of international law… and got lambasted by the Democrat party because of it. When will they apologize for being wrong? When will they apologize for slandering our president?
Great reading over at the Wall Street Journal
This last item is, of course, a forecast, not an empirical observation. But it raises a useful question: If even slight global cooling remains evidence of global warming, what isn’t evidence of global warming? What we have here is a nonfalsifiable hypothesis, logically indistinguishable from claims for the existence of God. This doesn’t mean God doesn’t exist, or that global warming isn’t happening. It does mean it isn’t science.
(Victims of Terrorism PSA Announcement)
45 innocent Israeli civilians inured in bulldozer terrorist attack in Jerusalem…
3 killed.
(O, and this is after the Palestinians signed a cease-fire agreement). I’m going to start keeping track of these figures starting today…and give running updates. How many innocent civilians have to suffer before you cut Israel some slack? I’m not even asking you to AGREE with them… just cut them some slack. I’m going to keep posting these indefinitely… so get used to them. We’ll see how many it takes.
Obama ‘house-parties’ seem to be all the rage these days… although I’ve never been to one, I can only imagine how oddly embarrassing it must be to host and/or attend one of these events… meeting with like-minded people to consume an “Obamlet” with “Baraccoli” just doesn’t strike me as a very natural setting… and I’m not entirely sure what kind of appetite I’d have even if I were to subject myself to such an uncomfortable evening.
But just because I’ve never been to one, doesn’t mean I couldn’t develop a pretty decent idea of what one might be like. Here’s a brief snippet of one possible conversation:
Bill: Hey Fred, welcome to my Obama house party!
Fred: O, thanks, Fred. I brought some `Baraccoli` salad [chuckles] and some `husseinsational` brownies for dessert!
Fred: OOO SNAP!
[chuckles all around]..
Bill: [still suppressing some chuckles] Brilliant! I’m sure they will go great with the `Michellefish` sampler Joe brought…
[chuckles all around]..
Fred: Brilliant!
Bill: O, hey Joe!
Joe: Hey, wow, isn’t this great… I mean, why didn’t we think of this before… our wives always have parties for their tupperware or longenberger basket-thingees, I think its about time we threw our own party to celebrate the change that we need for this country..
Bill: Ya, DEFINITELY… we need change, that’s for sure….
Fred: Toootally… for real… I mean, like, if we don’t get any change, than, things will just go on being, like, the same..
Joe: uh, YAAA, that’s what I was saying.
Fred: Totally!
Bill: Ya, Fred, you are SO right.
Joe: well, enough with the deep political chit-chat… Seriously, just thinking about Barack makes me hungry! I can’t wait for the [raises eyebrows and intonation] OBAMAlets!!!
[a round of 'O, snaps!' followed by chuckles all around]..
–END OF CONVERSATION–
Man, ohh man… gag me with a fork… Can you just imagine the left-coast, elitist atmosphere at one of these events? Furthermore, are these ridiculous meet-ups going to have ANY impact on people’s opinions OTHER THAN to make them more quickly associate Obama with Food? This is just a few cards short of a workable campaign idea if you ask me.